But What About the Escalators?

Looks like Rick Santorum's upset again, although in the litany of thing that he could be upset about (his campaign possibly illegally fixing the fall races to steal votes from his challenger, falsely declaring that the United States had found WMDs in Iraq when really it was just the leftovers from 1990, that he's perennially somewhere between 10 and 20 points behind Bob Casey, Jr.) what he's not happy about is that too many tourists and reporters are using the Senator-Only elevators at the Capitol.

In the building recently, he apparently managed to "squeeze in" to the elevator after berating a bunch of tourists and media types, complaining,"some of the rest of us need to get on board, too".

Rick Santorum. Keeping the Capitol elevators safe from riff-raff with press passes.