Tucker Carlson Accuses Dems of Being Wimps Then Films Self Ballroom Dancing

I so wish that I could make this stuff up, but I swear to God that it's real. Tucker Carlson accused Democrats of having too many women running the show for them and for being "wussies" on his show yesterday. He sounded off for several minutes on how wimpy the men in the Democratic Party were and how "grouchy feminists with mustaches" run the party.

Then, to showcase how manly he and the Republicans are by comparison, he accepted a part on the upcoming ABC television show, Dancing with the Stars. I'm totally not kidding about that part.

The thing is, Tucker Carlson actually sounds concerned for us poor male Democrats. He sounds genuinely worried for us that we're going to let Hillary Clinton "bulldoze" her way into our nominating hearts. Why in the world would he be so worked up? It's not like she's got a major campaign war chest despite running practically unopposed in her current senate race, or massive backing to launch a nation-wide race. Sheesh, Tucker. Go put your bow-tie back on.