Information, White House Style

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"Fact sheet" from the White House detailing everything that it has done to you keep you, Average American Citizen, safe from the evolving threat of terrorism.

Let us not forget that if we don't fight them over there, we'll have to fight them here. But wait, Dick Cheney told me that they're already here and that's why his CIA friends needed to listen in on all my phone calls. So, we have to fight them over there or else they'll come here, but we have to fight them here as well because otherwise they'll... go over there? no, wait, that can't be right... hold on, I'll get it eventually... ouch... brain hurts...